As the Anna Hazare movement is gaining momentum with each passing hour, there are various jokes being made on the people in government and their actions. Here is a collection of all such jokes.
Rahul Said, “I am Rahul Gandhi. Please allow me in.”
The security instantly stepped back, saluted Rahul and said, “Sir, please go in…!”
Anna replied, “Yes, but under following condition:
1.
Once there was a big party in a 5 star hotel where all high profile celebrities were invited. Everyone was advised that they have to carry their personalized invitation card for identification and safety reasons. Rahul Gandhi reached there, but he had forgotten his card. He was promptly stopped by the security. Rahul Said, “I am Rahul Gandhi. Please allow me in.”
The security replied, “Sorry, sir. We have been strictly instructed not to allow anyone without an invitation card or any identification.”
Rahul asked, “How do I prove that I am Rahul Gandhi?” The security said, “Sir, sometime back Kapil Sibbal had come. He too had forgotten his invitation card. We asked him to explain us the Lokpal bill. He explained it to us clause by clause. So, we let him in. After some time Arvind Kejriwal had come. He too had forgotten his invitation card. We asked him to explain us the Janlokpal bill. He explained it to us clause by clause.”
At this point, Rahul asked,” What is this Lokpal and Janlokpal bill?The security instantly stepped back, saluted Rahul and said, “Sir, please go in…!”
2.
In 2031, if Congress government is still there and Kapil Sibbal happens to be the Education Minister, the history books would be changed. Raja and Kalmadi would be mentioned as the biggest patriots, who were the first ones to be in jail during the ‘Jail Bharo’ andolan by Anna Hazare.
3.
Baba Ramdev had gone to Tihar jail asking Anna Hazare whether he too can join his movement to support him at the Ramlila grounds. Anna replied, “Yes, but under following condition:
1) Baba Ramdev should not display his fancy dress skills.
2) There shall be no display of high jump / long jump skills. 3) He shall not play Hide and seek there with anyone.
4.
There is one famous slogan going around in all cities, which says, “Mai bhi Anna, Tu bhi Anna.. Ab to sara desh hai Anna...”. Taking a cue from it, the congress leaders filled up the vacuum created by conspicuous absence of Digvijay Singh, by saying, “Mai bhi Digvijay, Tuy bhi Digvijay.. Ab to sara Congress hai Digvijay…”
That is why we hear some of the most absurd comments from the congress leaders. The most pathetic ones are given below:Manish Tiwari: Anna Hazare is corrupt from top to bottom.
Renuka Chowdhari: What is currently going on is Peepli Live.Rashid Alvi: Anna Hazare is backed by USA
Kapil Sibbal: What Anna Hazare is doing is unconstitutional.Chidambaram: We released him, because we were told he is going to court, so he was law abiding.
Veer bhadra singh: If you beat a ‘Damroo’ in big cities, you would get 10,000 spectators.Manmohan Singh: There is a foreign hand behind all this.
5.
Amitabh Bachchan: Hum jahan khade hote hai, line vahinse shuru hoti hai..!Anna Hazare: Hum jahan baith jaate hai, Anshan
6.
Why is Dhoni hoping that the government takes a tough stand against Anna Hazare’s demands?Because he knows that only Anna Hazare’s campaign has the power to divert the attention of Indian cricket lovers from watching their dismal and pathetic performance in England
7.
Once Amitabh Bachchan, Rajnikant and Anna Hazare were talking. Amitabh said, “ Don ko pakadna mushkil hi nahi namunkin hai.”
Rajnikant said, “ Even if police catch me, I decide when I will get arrested.” Anna Hazare said, “ I decide when I will get released from jail..!”
8.
When Anna Hazare was in Tihar jail, during the dinner time, Suresh Kalmadi said to Anna, “Anna ji, well, er… if you are fasting, can I eat your dinner please?9.
New notices in corporate meeting rooms:Please keep your cell phone in ‘Manmohan Singh’ mode during the meeting. Once the meeting is over, you may return to the ‘Anna Hazare’ mode.
10.
A good poem summing up the sentiments of every single soul out there on streets:Manmohan Singh ek kaam Karo, Chudi pehenke dance karo
Sonia jiski Mummy hai, who sarkar Nikammi haiGali ka kutta kaisa ho, Kapil Sibbal jaisa ho
Manmohan jiska Tau hai, Who sarkar bikau haiDesh ka yuva jag gaya , Dekho Rahul bhag gaya
Corruption Virus hai, Anna Hazare Anti virus haiYeh andar ki baat hai, Police hamare saath hai…
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