As the news of Suresh Kalmadi’s release broke out, there is a new wave of jokes on Kalmadi doing rounds.
Here is a collection of top 10 jokes.
1.
Judge (to Kalmadi): You are released on bail for a surety of Rs. 5 Lakhs.
Kalmadi: “Sir, I shall pay the amount. But please give me a receipt for Rs. 5 Crores.”
2.
Two beggars were discussing in Pune.
One said,” Why are you looking so afraid?”
The second said,” I heard that a person is coming to Pune, who has robbed everyone in this country. We are the only ones left from his clutches so far. I am worried whether he will loot us as well.”
3.
Fed up with his jokes, Kalmadi went to the CWG stadium to commit suicide.
He hanged himself, but the ceiling fell down.
4.
Why is the jailor of Tihar jail getting bored these days?
Because he does not have a company for high tea every afternoon.
5.
Kalmadi went to pay the surety amount of Rs. 5 Lakhs in cash counter in the court.
He paid Rs. 10 Lakhs and said,” Keep the change.”
6.
Why the animals in Zoo were unhappy with Kalmadi?
Because when he visited the zoo, he became the centre of attraction.
7.
Why the world back was Chairman happy?
He was very hopeful of revival of world economy after the release of Kalmadi.
8.
Why there were no terrorist threats during the CWG in Delhi last year?
Because the terrorists were afraid to visit the stadiums fearing for their own safety.
9.
Why the environmental engineers were consulted to plan Kalmadi’s visits to court from jail during his trial over 9 months?
It was a case of ‘Hazardous waste transportation management.”
10.
Our religious scriptures prescribe that every human being spends at least 9 months in Varanasi to cleanse himself of all his sins.
For some special people, a stay for 9 months in Tihar jail is sufficient enough…!
good one
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